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Chocolate Hobnobs with Lennon and Obama

Who would you invite to your dream tea party? That’s the question we’re asking the nation today.

Why on earth do you care? I hear you cry. Well, we’re getting ready for the start of AMNESTEA (get it?) a new fundraising campaign where we ask people to hold tea parties to raise money for Amnesty. Up and down the country around the 10th of December people’s front rooms, offices, village halls and local tea shops will be taken over and they'll be tucking into Earl Grey and fruit cake to help our human rights work.

We’re polling the nation – or at least our followers on blogs, Twitter and Facebook – to find out which historical figure they’d most want at their tea party and which living person they’d invite along too. And importantly, what biscuits would you give them?

The Amnesty press office’s fantasy tea parties threw up some interesting combinations. Mike wanted to share chocolate Hobnobs with John Lennon and Barack Obama; Sarah wants to chat socialism, suffrage and cycling with Sylvia Pankhurst and Lance Armstrong over a few Bourbons. Niall could probably gatecrash Sarah’s doo, as he’s invited Aneurin Bevan and Nelson Mandela to his party – he’ll be bringing along some Jammie Dodgers. And Becky would pair up Oscar Wilde and David Attenborough over some Viennese Whirls (which Sarah hates – biscuits are quite a divisive issue, it seems).

Personally I think my tea party would offer the best chat, as I’ve got William Shakespeare and Woody Allen coming over for a cuppa. I’ve seen all of Woody’s films so we should have plenty to chat about (why was Match Point so bad, for example?) and while I’m not sure I can quite say the same for all of William’s work, we’re Warwickshire neighbours so we can always talk about Stratford. I’m pushing the boat out in such esteemed company and buying some M&S Chocolate Gingers.

So please, add your tea party nominations below – historical figure, living person and choice of biscuit. Or you can tweet it to @Newsfromamnesty. It doesn’t even have to be someone you like: you might want to have a tough talk with Joseph Stalin and George Bush over some Garibaldis. We’ll reveal the all-time Dream Tea Party line-up next week.

And if this has got you in the teaparty mood, go to www.amnesty.org.uk/tea, order your AMNESTEA pack and start planning your ‘real world’ version, ready for Human Rights Day on the 10 December – or come to our party here at the Amnesty HQ!

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38 Comments

11th November 2009


This is a toughie but… I think I'd go for a mixture of Fox's Butter Crinkle Crunch and some ginger nuts, a nice pot of Ringtons 1907 blend, a gossip with a young Evelyn Waugh and really, I'd like to invite Friedrich Nietzsche but am sure that would result in the most bonkers tea party since Alice in Wonderland…





11th November 2009
Everyone seems to want very serious tea parties! I'd invite Dita von TEAse and Queen Elizabeth I. I wouldn't stop at biscuits, I'd like a high tea with beautiful fancy cakes like they had on Masterchef.
11th November 2009
funny I can't only think of nightmarish combinations at the moment involving very spicy cinnamony tea and Panettone cakes with Carla Bruni, Silvio Berlusconi, Tony Blair and Bono but it could be fun too… still thinking about the dream tea combination… I like Helen's idea – Dita Von Tease and Queen Elizabeth!
11th November 2009
I'd invite Gandhi and Joaquin Phoenix we'd get through a huge plate of vegan dougnuts and chai soy lattes.
11th November 2009


Yes Gandhi would be on my list too but he wouldn't like my choice of biccies of a good old custard cream.



I'd also have Nelson Mandela and Maya Angelou as well. I reckon they'll have interesting tales to tell.


11th November 2009


i would crib up on tea facts and poetry before my tea party so as to appear informed and good company to my esteemed guests; i would chip in things like this:



you know william gladstone said of tea:



If you are cold, tea will warm you; if you are too
heated, it will cool you; if you are depressed, it will
cheer you; if you are exhausted, it will calm you.



and then i might add:



and mr anon said:



Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea



and i'm sure they'd come back again…..


11th November 2009

I'd go with plain chocolate hobnobs, Mungo Park and Nelson Mandela. But only if we could have coffee at this tea party and not tea.

11th November 2009


Marie-Antoinette and Jarvis Cocker with either batternberg cake or cadbury's chocolate fingers


11th November 2009


For a real tea party – party rings! Yeahhh. I'd invite (my favourite author) Isabel Allende, no one else, just her – she might find my adoration of her a bit scary, but tough luck 'cos it's my dream party, not hers!


11th November 2009
a pot of lapsang souchong, some jaffa cakes and a good chat with Harvey Milk about gay rights campaigning and political activism.
11th November 2009
@corinne: I can't help but think Marie would be disappointed with chocolate fingers and demand some macaroons instead! I'd have invited her to mine if I didn't think she'd be so fussy…
11th November 2009
Earl Grey tea, Scottish shortbread fingers , Charlotte Bronte and Michael Palin as my guests.
11th November 2009
A Garibaldi, with Early Grey – two testing foreign statesmen to have a natter with.
11th November 2009
I'm with Ian on this – coffee (espresso only) not tea please. And baklava not biscuits. (Am I being difficult?) On the personnel: no-one famous. Am not keen on meeting famous people! I'll go with my (deceased) paternal grandfather and will ask him about fighting in the first world war, being a young man in the 20s etc. And the living person: well, I'll go with this chap called George Thomas, because of all the many musicians I've seen in the last 30 years he was probably the shyest and the nicest. For example, he had a book which he reckoned he'd been reading on the train on the way to that evening's gig (in Stoke Newington, north London) and he asked if anyone wanted it as he'd finished reading it. No-one did. Eventually, I said I'd have it. I ended up sending him a book I'd also finished reading as a thankyou. He now seems to have retired from playing. I'd like to ask him why. There you go. Mind you, not sure what my dead grandather will make of espresso or baklava …
11th November 2009
Party rings / Stephen Hawking. Hello all the party rings.
12th November 2009


I was going to invite Oscar Wilde but seems like he's busy attending someone else's tea party.



Thus Valentine Warner (posh but lovely chef) and Emile Zola for some bookish chat. We'd have Keemun tea (nice smoky flavour) and biscuit-wise, it has to be the bourbon or the humble rich tea..



"Tea is liquid wisdom"


12th November 2009

Tea – Teapigs Chilli Chai

Biscuit – Plain Chocolate Digestives

Dead – Joe Strummer

Alive – Difficult. Every time I meet someone 'inspirational' I feel robbed. So I'd go for a random person from around the globe who experiences everything completely differently to me – and just talk.

12th November 2009


Right then. Tea – Yogi liquorice tea in one of my hand made Jack Doherty porcelain tea bowls. (I would normally go for the creamy hot chocolate option, but i'll stick to the rules for once….)



Biscuits – Despite being a Party Ring and Iced Gems fan, someone has already bagged that packet from the shelves up above. So I'm going for an old favourite of Scottish Shortcake. Proper stuff though, like I used to make from my Wombles recipe book as a lad. Not the cheap supermarket stuff. Of course. (Shortcake with tea? hmmmm…not quite right….maybe I do need hot chocolate after all??????)



Dead person – Tank Man from Tiananmen Sq. I'd want to know his life story, his motivation for being in the student protests and let him know that his was one of the most important images of the 20th Centuary. Amazing what a simple gesture of peaceful protest by a single person with a carrier bag can convey.



Living person – I'd like someone such as Eddie Izzard or Ross Noble but it's worrisome that they'd not live up to my ideals about them in real life. But it's got to be worth a punt hasn't it. Let Eddie shine I say!



Location – my lounge, with the wood stove lit and my choice of Cinematic Orchestra album on in the background whilst we three chew the cud. Hmmmmm….Cosy.


12th November 2009


Being awkward I can't drink tea or coffee as they make me really ill so it would have to be camomile tea with local honey for me.



I have always wanted to meet William Morris, one of the most hardworking creative people ever but with a social conscience. Sounds corny but I would love to have had the Princess of Wales there – he would have been blushing like a schoolboy in minutes - because they were both caring people, but I'll have to opt for Kaffe Fassett, the knitwear designer and artist.



Two very creative workaholics in one room with some home baked oat and raisin cookies, lemon scumbles and banana cake. And we'd have BBC Radio 4 murmuring in the background.


12th November 2009


Thanks everyone for the wealth of responses. Personally I've expanded my knowledge of tea varieties no end from this blog and will clearly have to broaden my horizons from current cuppa PG Tips.



And please, don't worry about duplicating someone else's choice – we're trying to find out who is the most popular choice!



Keep 'em coming,



steve


13th November 2009
Right. Earl Grey from Highgrove, Duchy Sicilian Lemon Shortbread. Then to contrast, share the royal delights with Noam Chomsky and Guy Falkes. Then I would sit back and listen to Chomsky giving Falkes advice on non-violent activism.
13th November 2009
Apologies, Fawkes.
13th November 2009
I would invite Simon Mann and Mark Thatcher and serve up Ryvitas.
13th November 2009
I'd go for a couple of fellas from the mid-twentieth century – Stanley Matthews and Ernie Bevin. Giants of their time and what could be better than tea talking about football and politics. These guys won't want anything too fancy, so it's English Breakfast tea and plain digestives…. but Stan and myself would inist on it all being served in Staffordshire china.
13th November 2009
Well, my location seems the rigth one to invite for a witthard's jasmine tea and some Tesco digestive biscuites to Mr. Mono Jojoy and hostages's mums and talk about freedom.
16th November 2009
I would invite Barack Obama and John Barrowman and serve homemade peanut biscuits. What a couple of swells and what fun.
16th November 2009
I'm not fooling around with biscuits, it'd be french fancies and black forest cake for me! And the no holds barred with the participants either, I'm going for George Orwell and Guy Debord. Bam!
16th November 2009


I like a cup of tea as much as anyone else, but I think its interesting that you would specifically mention M&S bisquits as a part of a fundraiser for human rights. This is a company that has been strongly allied with the Israel and its oppresive activities for many years. Those who support human rights, should also support Palestinian rights.



From Boycott Israeli Goods at http://www.bigcampaign.org/:



Historically, Marks & Spencer has made statements in support of
Zionism. Lord Sieff, chairman and founder of M&S who died in 2001,
made several statements in support of Israel's military policies. In
1941, Sieff said that "large sections of the Arab population of
Palestine should be transplanted to Iraq and other Middle-Eastern Arab
States" (Jewish Chronicle, 21/09/1941). In 1990, Sieff, in a book
entitled On Management: The Marks and Spencer Way, wrote that one of the fundamental objectives of M&S was to "aid the economic development of Israel."


17th November 2009


Hello, (apologies to Steve for veering off Blog topic…)



Jean said "Those who support human rights, should also support Palestinian rights."



Who says we don't? I think most us here do indeed support Palestinian rights and have been vocal about it too. Just because some people shop at M&S (and choose not to boycott) does not mean they do not support the Palestinian cause and are thus pro-Israeli / anti-Palestinian.



Being pro-human rights does not exclude believing that Israeli citizens have rights too. Both sides have a right to exist (IMHO according to the ignored UN declarations). And both sides have committed war crimes which is unacceptable. So I do reject your intimation (and I choose that word carefully) that the commentors above who mentioned M&S are not pro-human rights or even being hypocritical.





18th November 2009
I would have some homemade crunchies fresh from the oven with a nice pot of tea to have Johnny Wilkinson and Nelson Mandela around… else Ghandi and Jesus would prove interesting replacements.
22nd November 2009


This is tough… two people?



I think I would invite Mark Thomas for a big of activist chat, and C.S.Lewis for a bit of literary chat.



As for the tea- peppermint all the way. Biscuits? Shortbread, every time. But if I was allowed what I believe is technically cake, homemade Scones would win every time.


23rd November 2009


I would invite Eddie Izzard… He could be 'Mum' :D


23rd November 2009


I would like to get the great man himself…Burns into a room with all the ladies he seduced (OK big room) because I think everyone should face all their responsibilities once in their lives.



As to food…a little humble pie goes a long way with a delicate Green Tea to cleanse the system.


24th November 2009


The results are in!



Here are the people you most wanted to take tea with:



http://blogs_entry.asp?eid=4821


30th November 2009


I would have battenburg cake and french fancies.



I too would opt for coffee so long as it wasn't freeze dried reconstituted muck. If I had to have tea it would have to be builders tea all the way unless someone really did provide Baklava and then it would have to be chai safferon.



Dead people ay mmmmmmm it would have to be the Prophet Mohammed PBUH or maybe even his wife Aisha PBUH. (although it that case I might rethink the french fancies). Mother Teresa would be next on



Living people is harder - Aung san suu Kyi! I think the Elizabeth Windsor rather than The Queen would be very interesting!!!! I think Queen Rania would also have a lot to say.














4th December 2009
Tea, any kind of tea but if pushed i'd go for plain old Tetley. Tea and biscuits should never be divorced! They were made to go together, to be together and that means biscuits that can be dunked in tea are the only ones allowed at a tea party as far as I'm concerned. Fair enough that does give you a fair range to choose from. Things like wagon wheels are out (not suitable for most cups) and tunnocks snowballs (is is a biscuit is it a sweet?) So…im going to go for custard creams or – if their sold out – ginger nuts. Both perfect dunking biscuits. Mmmmmm……
4th December 2009
Forgot the guests! If my mother was alive she would be mortified If I never invited her as she really loved her tea. Then it would have to be Billy Connolly so that he could make me and my mum laugh!
7th December 2009
For a truly Scottish Tea Party I would have to invite Robert Burns and John Smeaton to discuss international terrorism and poetry, in no particular order. I would go for cheese and crackers as I prefer the savoury…washed down with some spiritually-cleansing green tea. Classy.

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